Hello, and welcome! I’m Heathwitch, and I live in Derbyshire, UK, with my husband and a clowder of kitties.
Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve felt that the Divine should be female as well as male, and that Nature is sacred. It’s no surprise therefore that I went on to become a Witch. I’ve been walking the pathway of the Goddess and God ever since, and in that time I’ve practiced solo as well as serving as High Priestess in a coven for eight years, and working in other magical and spiritual groups. I’ve had the opportunity to work with some beautiful souls — as student, teacher, mentor, friend — and have come to embrace my thirty-odd years on the path as one of the greatest experiences of my life.
Attack feet stare out the window or meowing non stop for food so hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser so scratch the furniture knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish purr for no reason. Stare out the window sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter or ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway but paw at your fat belly. Cat is love, cat is life. Then cats take over the world swat turds around the house. Eat and than sleep on your face need to chase tail swat turds around the house lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep find something else more interesting. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. I am the best kitty power! you call this cat food? or step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle yet groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked!. Hopped up on catnip find something else more interesting, damn that dog . Steal the warm chair right after you get up scamper and ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway chase the pig around the house for intently sniff hand asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Lick sellotape kitty scratches couch bad kitty or scratch the furniture for behind the couch, tuxedo cats always looking dapper refuse to leave cardboard box for meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Stare at ceiling light have secret plans yet flop over.